I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• I really need to change my luck
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so website wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?